Welcome to the web's ONLY Ken Peffers SUCKS page!!!
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Who is Ken Peffers? He is a professor at Texas Tech University. He tries to bullshit his way through teaching Information Systems and Quantitative Sciences (ISQS). The course I have him for is ISQS 2440: Intro to Computer Systems in Business. I swear, ol' Kenny and his minions (I mean idiot TA's) act as is they've never used a computer before. They are all dumber than a box of shit or me after I've been at the tittie bar for four and a half hours. (Staring at boobies dumbs you down, but hey, that's a good thing!)
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since December 9, 1999.
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*Disclaimer:Even though Kenny sucks and everybody knows it, I gotta put this on here to keep out of trouble. "This site is meant for fun and not intended to make threats towards Kenny and his minions of idiots."
Have a nice day. Kenny, YOU SUCK!
Now, I will tell you why I hate ol' Kenny's rotten guts.
Reason number one. I hate Kenny because he is an arrogant son of a bitch. On the first day of class, he bragged about how he is one of the best professors in the field of Information Technology. Time and time again, he has proven that he is really the biggest fucking moron on the face of the planet. He starts class 15 minutes late everyday, studders worse than Buh-buh Ray Dudley, and justs makes shit up off the top of his shiny melon-shaped head. As I said before, he and his TA's can't work the shit on their own. They always had to call in someone else from the department or a student to fix their fuckups.
Reason number two. Ol' Kenny is the most BORING sack of crap that I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. Half of the three hundred people that are registered for his class actually bother to show up to his half-ass lectures. Of those, fifty of them get up and leave when they've had enough and the others that stay are too busy to leave since they are either asleep or trying to commit suicide.
Reason number three. Kenny is the absolute first professor I've ever had that keeps the class in the room after you take a test. In every single big-ass class I've ever had, you take your test and then get the hell out as soon as you're done. Kenny here makes you stay until 45 minutes has passed. This is so damn stupid. All the people that are still working on their tests are getting all fucked up because all the other people that are stuck in there are pissed off and complaining. Kenny tells them all to be quiet, but it doesn't work because no one can hear him over the "Asshole" chants that have broken out. People always start to walk out and he gets really pissed and says that he'll take 15 points off their test. How the hell is he gonna do that?!?!? There's 300 damn people in there and he doesn't know all of their names! He's an idiot I tells ya! An idiot!
Oh yeah, Kenny hates it when you get up to go take a piss during class. So feel free to get up many times and say you've got a weak bladder or something. Or if he bitches at you, you could just take a piss into a trash can, splash it on him, then put it over his head and punch the trash can a bunch of times. Then when he is yelling at you, you can tell him to speak up since there 300 people calling him an asshole.
Kenny, we ALL hate your guts. You say you're a Dr., and we salute you for it. But YOU STILL SUCK!!!
Hunter and Shawn:
"I can't believe he just said that!"